Wednesday, March 30, 2011

So I got a dog....

His name is Rookie. He's a Corgi mix of some sort. He's a pretty chill dude, too.

I've never had a dog before so I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing when it comes to all this wacky dog stuff that people do, but luckily I have Cassie to keep me and our new buddy in line. She grew up with dogs.

Our cat is super bummed and envious of all the attention, but she's total jerk and deserves it.


I had to try hard to not write this post in CAN I HAZ CHEEZBURGER-type language, so you're welcome for that.

Monday, March 21, 2011

The 2011 Seattle Mariners: Why I Still Care


The word summer is like a drug to folks in the Pacific Northwest. Just mention it to some pasty white office drone while he's waiting for the bus in the rain in his bright orange Northface windbreaker and goofy looking hiking boots he got at REI and watch him get that faraway look in his eyes while he gets pummeled with memories of sun and swimming and warm evenings and playing in his backyard as a kid until dark and and and and....what else?

Baseball!

My dad pointed out to me once that the opening day of Major League Baseball is the physical proof that we made it through another year and another winter. This rings very true in the northwest and even truer in places where snow covers the ground from October to March.

So to me, the Seattle Mariners, even at their worst, can provide me with good feelings. Especially on a 75 degree day at Safeco Field. I can think of few places I'd rather be at any given moment.

The Mariners home opener is quickly approaching on April 8 and I will be in attendance with the Sanford clan and my girlfriend Cassie. My dad and I have made a point to go every home opener we can, starting back in 2001 (Ichiro's debut, no big deal!). We've missed a few years here and there, but have been consistent the last 4 seasons.

The team lost 101 games last year for the 2nd time in 3 seasons, and I witnessed quite a few of those losses in person. It wasn't pretty. The M's have been a truly bad team for most of this last decade and things won't be getting much better in the near future. Yet here I stand, excited as all hell for another season of punishment.

Why?

Because a day spent watching a bad game of baseball is still significantly better than a day at work or doing something similarly boring.

Because every 5 days or so during the season I get to watch Felix Hernandez, one of baseball's most dominant pitchers and last years AL Cy Young award winner.

Because I get to keep watching Ichiro play the game like no one else does.

Because no matter how much baseball I watch, I'll still probably witness or notice something I've never seen before. At any given game, you never know what you might see.

This perspective is terrifying. Hail to the king, baby.

The 2011 season will be significant for another much more depressing reason. It's the first season in the team's entire 34 year existence that Hall of Fame announcer Dave Niehaus won't be in the booth doing the play-by-play. The man who narrated all of the team's most memorable and most mundane moments died last November of a stroke.

Back in the Kingdome days
Now, I never met the man, but when you've accumulated an absurd amount of hours listening to someone call your team's baseball games, year in and year out, you come to feel like you know him. He was funny, well-spoken, had an instantly recognizable voice and wasn't afraid to call out the home team for poor play. When the M's truly struggled, you could hear the frustration in his voice. He was on your side. The fan's side.

Ken Griffey, Jr. said in an interview after Dave's passing that it was like everyone's grandfather had just died. I can personally say that I've never been so affected by the passing of someone I never met, but god dammit, it still hurts and it's only going to hurt more when the regular season starts without Dave for the first time. That's one aspect of this season I'm not looking forward to.

I'll end this post here even though I have more Mariners-related thoughts to share, but I'll save them for another day.

Rest in peace, Dave Niehaus.
Go Mariners.

Monday, March 14, 2011

"Battle: Los Angeles" (2011) dir. Jonathan Liebesman

You know your movie isn't very interesting when this poster just probably just makes most 20-somethings wonder what the band 311 is up to these days.


Well, I liked this movie better when it starred Will Smith and was called "Independence Day," but this was a decent lil' thrill ride. Bullet points!

  • First off, what a stupid fucking title! My brain just puts an "Of" in there every time, which makes me think of the Rage Against The Machine record of the same name, which makes me think of 10th grade, which makes me realize that was like 11 god damn years ago which is insane. Almost as insane as aliens blitzkriegin' the shit out of Los Angeles. 
  • Aaron Eckhart plays the lead role as the middle-aged marine about to put in his papers to retire when a bunch of nameless, nondescript aliens drop into the Pacific and start hangin' ten off the coast of Santa Monica. What a rude stunt to pull on a American hero on his last day of work. Sheesh!
  • Will Smith will always be much more fun to watch than Aaron Eckhart. But, the one leg up this flick may have over "Independence Day" is that there was no computer virus involved in bringing down the alien spaceships. But, then again, it didn't have Jeff Goldblum either.
  • Michelle Rodriguez stops by to play Tough Soldier Chick (Trademark), spits some sarcastic one-liners and impresses the stereotypically chauvinistic male soldiers. Check, check and check.
  • The shaky-cam action flick has been around for quite a while now and isn't going anywhere it seems, and I'm still torn on it. Some flicks pull it off better than others, especially when it's used sparingly. But, "B:LA" just feels like I'm watching my friend John play a wild-ass, but terribly predictable first person shooter video game.
  • Why, god, why would aliens that flew through space from another planet/universe have guns that shoot bullets? I'd be pretty bummed if Earth got taken over by a bunch of under-achieving lazy punk aliens who can't even develop cool shit like lasers to shoot humans with. COME ON.
Go see this if you need an alien invasion movie fix to tide you over until "Super 8" this June. Otherwise, peep it on cable some day when you've run out of "Man Vs. Food" repeats to watch.